Need to Pay our Taxes Sale! Huge discounts from now until May 31, 2013

Brave KSCI reporter tries to ride a Flying Pigeon LA bike twice her size

We are having a month-long inventory clearance sale at our shop from Thursday April 25, 2013 to May 31, 2013.

What does this mean?

Most of the parts, bikes, components, helmets, racks, wheels, tires, grips, and assorted stuff we sell will be priced at a 35% to 50% discount.

That Brooks saddle you’ve been after? If we have it in stock, it is going to be nearly 50% off retail.

Schwalbe Delta Cruisers on Flying Pigeon PB-13 Nexus 3-speed conversion for Wolfpack Hustle Marathon Race DFL Prize
Schwalbe tires? Between 30% to 40% off retail.

Our helmet display. @sahnhelmets @bernunlimited @nutcasehelmets @raskullz
Helmets, baskets, bags, bells, locks, lights – just about all of these are 50% off.

Amxdam bike with Sturmey-Archer kickback 2-speed hub at Flying Pigeon LA
Sturmey-Archer hubs? What was once $120 is now $70. What was once $189 is now $110. Got it?

What is on sale? Just about everything in the shop, except for tubes, cables, housing, brake pads, and small fasteners.

What about your labor prices? These are staying the same.

Will we ship these items to you? No, no we will not.

Will we lower our prices beyond the generous discounts on offer if you pay us in cash? No, no we will not.

Will we special order an item for you and sell it to you at our discounted price? No, no we will not.

Why are you doing this? The tax man came and said he needed more money than we have!

Does Flying Pigeon LA want to buy my bike? No, thank you for offering.

Does Flying Pigeon LA paint bikes? Newp. We do contract out the work to a powder-coating shop. Costs $240 on average.

Are you doing anything after work tonight? We get off at 8 – let’s go for a ride!

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  1. Posted April 25, 2013 at 4:31 pm | Permalink

    Pay them taxes, bubba! Someone’s got to subsidize all those lanes and parking spots the motorheads demand! They sure don’t pay for ’em themselves:

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